IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HEAR THE STORY ABOUT KEVIN SMITH THE HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR WAS BOOTED OFF A PLANE BY SOUTHWEST AIRLINES…AND FOR WHAT YOU MAY ASK…TO MANY BISCUITS IN THE CHUCK WAGON…AKA TOO FAT.  YES HE WAS BOOTED BECAUSE HIS BUTT TOOK UP TWO SEATS ON THE PLANE….BUT BEFORE YOU SAY POOR GUY WHAT ABOUT THE POOR GUY NEXT TO HIM THAT HAS TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE DIRECTOR'S BUTT IN THE SEAT THAT HE DIDN’T PAY FOR….AND TO THINK THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN FIXED IF MR SMITH WOULD NOT HAVE TO TWITTER TO ALL HIS FANS OR BE ON THE COVER OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE HAD HE  JUST FOUND CROSSFIT AND PALEO….AIR SQUATS COULD HAVE REDUCED HIS BUTT AND ALLOWED FOR THE AIRLINE CHAIR NOT TO CRY WHEN HE SAT ON IT AND A FEW GHD AND KETTLE BELL SWINGS WOULD HAVE HELPED SO THE GUY NEXT TO HIM DIDN’T HAVE MR SMITH'S LOVE HANDLES IN HIS COFFEE.  MAYBE HIS NEXT FILM WILL BE A DOCUMENTRY ABOUT HOW CROSSFIT SAVED HIM FROM BEING CHARGED TWICE FOR A ONE WAY TICKET….ROCK ON